#hum

Just what the doctor ordered, he says. A bottle of lemonade, a hard-boiled egg, and Thou. ↗

— Margaret Atwood

#love #love

Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish. ↗

— Elsie Love

#cottage-cheese #humor #quotes #love

Politics is the Art of Controlling Your Enviroment. ↗

— Hunter S. Thompson

#politics #art

i love you like a fat kid loves cake ↗

— Jonathan Leyva

#love

You don't need wings but courage to be SUPERMAN!!!! ↗

— Subhasis Das

#inspirational #courage

I always listen to you. Except when I don't. ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

#humor

love is like a rain bow can be seen in many different colors ↗

— Abby Taylor

#love

Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, 'love' is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds... ↗

— HK-

#humor #love #love

You know that feeling you get when you pass by a cop doing like 20 over, when your stomach hits the floor and you get weak in the knees and it seams like time just stops for a min? Thats how i feel every time i see her. I love it. ↗

— Andrew Vyvyan

#love #relationship #love

if the creator of the universe is spending all his time watching you, it must surly be because he loves you. ↗

— David Mazzucchelli

#love