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Yep those are goosebumps. Or a bad case of arm acne. Or as I call it, armcne.


Daniel Waters


#generation-dead #phoebe #funny

They arrived home again to a most peculiar sight. The small garden at the front of the Banana House had been transformed. A tidal wave of cushions, beanbags, quilts, hearth rugs, and sleeping bags appeared to have swept up the lawn and broken at the wall. From Indigo's window a multicolored rope of knotted bedsheets came snaking out and ended among the cushions. As Micheal and Caddy watched, a mattress emerged and fell to the ground, followed by a rain of pillows. "Indigo!" shouted Caddy, jumping out of the car. Indigo's and Rose's heads appeared in the window above. "It's all right, Caddy!" Indigo called cheerfully. "We've been doing it all the time you've been gone." "We keep finding more stuff to land on!" added Rose. "Look!


Hilary McKay


#jumping #kids #silly #family

I belong, and my penis, it be long.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #penis #silly #funny

It's funny how your dead when people start listening.


The Band Perry


#funny

Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself.


Anna Banks


#of-poseidon #quote #funny

That's good," Hunter said, panting. "Keep grinning at your attacker like that and they'll think you're way creepy. And mental." I grinned wider. "I totally love this. Who can I punch next?


Alyxandra Harvey


#hunter #kick-ass #lucy #funny

You have two emotions—apathy and rage—and nothing in between.” Ellie wanted him to stop, but she could hear the truth in his words. She closed her eyes for his killing blow. “It’s like you’re not even a person. You’re an…organism.” “That’s not true.” Ellie forced her eyes open. “I am a person. I’m just not good at it.


S.G. Redling


#funny

But I am greedy for life. I do too much of everything all the time. Suddenly one day my heart will fail. The Iron Crab will get me as it got my father. But I am not afraid of The Crab. At least I shall have died from an honourable disease. Perhaps they will put on my tombstone. 'This Man Died from Living Too Much'.


Ian Fleming


#life

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.


Louis C.K.


#ck #funny #louis #funny

What’s said in silence is best viewed in darkness. I learned that while reading a bowl of Alphabet Soup.


Jarod Kintz


#reading #silence #funny






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