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Katsa and Po were trying to drown each other and, judging from their hoots of laughter, enjoying it immensely.


Kristin Cashore


#humor #katsa #po #humor

She'd absolutely adored the library_an entire building where anyone could take things they didn't own and feel no remorse about it.


Ally Carter


#library #humor

I am a man, and men do not drink pink drinks. Now, be gone, woman, and fetch me something brown." Jace said. "Brown?" said Isabelle. "Yes. Brown. It's a manly color. See? Alec is wearing it." Jace said. "Well, it was black but it faded." Alec said. "Well, I can always fix it up with something sparkly," Magnus said, holding a sparkley headband. "Resist the urge, Alec, resist the urge." Simon said.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #humor

It's a lazy Saturday afternoon, there's a couple lying naked in bed reading Encyclopediea Brittannica to each other, and arguing about whether the Andromeda Galaxy is more 'numinous' than the Ressurection. Do they know how to have a good time, or don't they?


Carl Sagan


#nerds #religion #science #humor

Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.


Jim Butcher


#humor #kids #storm_front #humor

I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out." Fang and I brushed past Mr. God and walked quickly but smoothly to the exit. It was barely noon, and I'd already made a huge enemy. Dang, I'm good.


James Patterson


#humor #maximum-ride #maxride #humor

Why did Mother ask you to help me rescue Gelsi?" I asked Leif. "She thought I could assist you in some way. Instead, I had tried to-" "Kill me? You can join the 'I Want to Kill Yelena Guild.' I hear they have six members in good standing. Valek is president since he had wanted to kill me twice." --Yelena to Leif


Maria V. Snyder


#leif #yelena #humor

And besides . . . I don’t want to leave you. Er, you guys.” He smiled, and it lit up his whole face. “Well, ‘we’ are certainly happy to hear that. Oh, and I’m also happy to watch our darling little love child dragon while you’re in St. Louis.” I grinned back.


Richelle Mead


#awww #contentment #conversation #humor #love

Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!


Lauren Kate


#fallen #humor #luce #young-adult-fiction #humor

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.


Steven Wright


#sci-fi #sf #humor






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