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#idic

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Need to get to Ruislip by sparrow-fart though', said the squadron leader. 'Think you can do that? Can I come along for the ride?


Robert Rankin


#ridiculous #science-fiction #science

To me, it's far more efficient to mobilize the imagination. It's far more efficient to hear a creaking step, for example, than to see the face of a monster, which usually looks ridiculous, and where you know that the blood is ketchup.


Michael Haneke


#efficient #example #face #far #for example

My dad's not a very intimidating father figure.


Georgia Jagger


#conform #even #everyone #horrible #i

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years.


Bobby Knight


#been #college #past #ridiculous #walking

Ridiculous stuff happens when I travel.


Rebecca Lobo


#i #ridiculous #stuff #travel

You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous.


Jimmy Swaggart


#lie #ridiculous #you

Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plaid mustache.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #mustache #orafoura #pajamas

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it." (Letter to Étienne Noël Damilaville, May 16, 1767)


Voltaire


#humor #prayers #religion #ridicule #satire

Of all ridiculous things the most ridiculous seems to me, to be busy — to be a man who is brisk about his food and his work. Therefore, whenever I see a fly settling, in the decisive moment, on the nose of such a person of affairs; or if he is spattered with mud from a carriage which drives past him in still greater haste; or the drawbridge opens up before him; or a tile falls down and knocks him dead, then I laugh heartily.


Søren Kierkegaard


#haste #humor #hurry #ridiculousness #business

Whatever exists is inevitably flawed. Buddha, in his detachment from the world, finds all its hustle and bustle ridiculous because he has nothing to do with it. A cynic finds the feelings of his fellow human beings ridiculous because he has no feelings himself. Someone who does not play soccer thinks it ridiculous to chase around after a little leather ball for hours at a time. He doesn't bother to ask whether this game might be a lot of fun. All he sees is the ridiculousness of grown men playing like little boys. People who do anything will no doubt appear ridiculous to people who do nothing. A person who acts can always make a fool of himself. A person who doesn't never runs that risk. We might even say that life is always ridiculous but death is never ridiculous.


Fritz Zorn


#death






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