#idiot

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#life-humor #humor

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later. ↗

— Louis Aragon

#ideas #idiots #know #later #nature

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord. ↗

— Johann Sebastian Bach

#decide #i #idiot #my own #own

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots. ↗

— Neil Cavuto

#i #idiots #known #ugly

I always appear smarter when I dress up in my giant nipple costume. I know this because I'll overhear people say things like, "At least he's not a complete boob. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#boob #costume #funny #humor #idiot

We have no higher life that is really apart from other people. It is by imagining them that our personality is built up; to be without the power of imagining them is to be a low-grade idiot. ↗

— Charles Horton Cooley

#built #higher #idiot #imagining #life

Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out. ↗

— Teri Garr

#get #gets #idiot #may #ms

More idiots should just shut their mouths. ↗

— Chris Martin

#just #more #mouths #should #shut

I do an hour's yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, potbellied idiot - and I thought I had turned into this superhunk! ↗

— Chris Martin

#every #every day #go #had #hour

I never invite idiots to my house. ↗

— Elizabeth Montagu

#i #idiots #invite #never