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I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.


Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi


#food #idiots #lobster #death

Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to hold her?" "God, no," Fletcher said laughing. "I'd drop it." "It's not an it, it's my baby sister. Go on, hold her. You won't make a mess of it, i swear. Only an idiot could drop a baby." "You always say I am an idiot." "But you're a special kind of idiot. Here." She passed Alice into his arms, and he stood there, rigid, a look of intense concentration on his face.


Derek Landy


#derek-landy #idiots #skulduggery-pleasant #death

There is no quarrel between science and spirituality. I often hear people of science trying to use it to prove the nonexistence of the spiritual, but I simply can't see a chasm in between the two. What is spiritual produces what is scientific and when science is used to disprove the spiritual, it's always done with the intent to do so; a personal contempt. As a result, scientists today only prove their inferiority to the great founding fathers of the sciences who were practitioners of alchemy. Today's science is washed-out and scrubbed-down and robbed of everything mystical and spiritual, a knowledge born of contempt and discontent. Or perhaps, there are a few who wish to keep those secrets to themselves and serve everyone else up with a tasteless version of science and the idiots of today blindly follow their equally blind leaders.


C. JoyBell C.


#history #idiots #knowledge #science #scientific

Never argue with an idiot; he will bring you down to his level and win from experience.


Brad Slipiec


#stupidity #experience

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.


Sarah Cook


#experience

Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)


Greg Campbell


#dealing-with-people #everyday-life #fighting #humor #stupid-people

Why do we have to behave like idiots to prove we're not a stereotype? Why do we have to rebel against ourselves? Enjoy the freedom to be shy


T.J. Bowes


#rebel #shy #stereotypes #freedom

Willpower subverts passion. Bureaucracy subverts willpower. Idiocy subverts bureaucracy.


Bauvard


#desire #funny #humor #idiots #willpower

If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.


Laura Davenport


#idiots #sky #humor

To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!


Vera Nazarian


#exceptions #fool #fools #idiot #idiots






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