#idiots

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots. ↗

Evil always wins through the strength of its splendid dupes; and there has in all ages been a disastrous alliance between abnormal innocence and abnormal sin. ↗

— G.K. Chesterton

#innocence #useful-idiots #age

Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to hold her?" "God, no," Fletcher said laughing. "I'd drop it." "It's not an it, it's my baby sister. Go on, hold her. You won't make a mess of it, i swear. Only an idiot could drop a baby." "You always say I am an idiot." "But you're a special kind of idiot. Here." She passed Alice into his arms, and he stood there, rigid, a look of intense concentration on his face. ↗

— Derek Landy

#derek-landy #idiots #skulduggery-pleasant #death

Never argue with an idiot; he will bring you down to his level and win from experience. ↗

— Brad Slipiec

#stupidity #experience

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. ↗

— Sarah Cook

#experience

If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport. ↗

— Laura Davenport

#idiots #sky #humor

To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one! ↗