#idiots

Any intelligent person knows that life is a beautiful thing and that the purpose of life is to be happy," said my father as he watched the three beauties. "But it seems only idiots are ever happy. How can we explain this? ↗

— Orhan Pamuk

#happiness #idiots #intelligence #life #beauty

Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#environment #foreign #guys #home #home life

Because the stuff that they feed kids now, they'll have a bunch of idiots in the next millennium as far as art and culture is concerned. ↗

— Billy Higgins

#as far as #because #bunch #concerned #culture

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#life-humor #humor

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots. ↗

— Neil Cavuto

#i #idiots #known #ugly

I think that most artists are leaning towards fragile idiots. ↗

— Josh Silver

#fragile #i #i think #idiots #leaning

Y’all might as well come on out,” I said. “I know you’re there. I can smell you.” “Smell me? But I just took a shower this morning!” an indignant voice drifted out of the shadows. There was a loud sound, like someone was getting smacked upside the head. Then another voice let out a low mutter. “Shut up, idiot. ↗

— Jennifer Estep

#billy #bobby #funny #gin-blanco #humor

My needs are simple and few, thought Valentine. Food. Clothing. A comfortable place to sleep. And no idiots. But of course a world with no idiots would be lonely. If she herself were even allowed there. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#food

I don’t care what other people think about me. Most people are idiots, and they can think whatever they want. ↗

— Ida Løkås

#humor #idiots #people #think #humor

That’s the problem with any ‘simple truth’—it always takes a gaggle of complete idiots or a team of all-knowing geniuses to miss it. ↗

— Ali Sheikh

#genius #idiots #truth #business