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Moms are the ones Who make sure of a lot of things Like that their kids Wear nice clothes, Comb their hair, Brush their teeth. And moms teach their kids How to fold laundry So their cloths aren't wrinkled, How to make scrambled eggs Without turning them brown, How to make a girl feel like a girl Without a mom to make her feel that way?


Nancy J. Cavanaugh


#kids #moms #family

So, not only am I panicking over the weekend if I need to know my lines, but also if can I get the kids to the zoo. Can I even go to church? I was asking for certain things that would allow me to plan my life a little better.


Hunter Tylo


#also #am #asking #better #certain

Save your skin from the corrosive acids from the mouths of toxic people. Someone who just helped you to speak evil about another person can later help another person to speak evil about you.


Israelmore Ayivor


#bad #corrosive #destroyers #destruction #detractors

No nation could preserve its freedom in the midst of continual warfare.


James Madison


#could #freedom #midst #nation #preserve

Oh, Hank," Susan whispered, "their wings are furry." "Oh, James," Harriet whispered, "their hands are kind.


Ursula K. Le Guin


#compassion #fantasy #friendship #kids #wonder

The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK.



Jarod Kintz


#attacked #children #funny #humor #kids

Harley-Davidson," she said. "Sweet.


Stieg Larsson


#harley-davidson #lisbeth-salander #funny

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.


Darynda Jones


#first-grave-on-the-right #funny #funny

I am proud of my kids, but I also want to make my mom proud of me. I'm still a momma's girl at the heart of the situation.


Tori Spelling


#am #girl #heart #i #i am






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