#if

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble. ↗

— Betty White

#life #humor

This is for all the people I’ll never meet. This is for the person I might have kissed had I taken a different subway line on Saturday and the person I might have been if that boy hadn’t broken my mother’s teenage heart. This is for the people I would have loved if last winter hasn’t been so cold and for the city I would have called home if I had written haikus on napkins and carried pens in dress pockets and in the knots of my hair. This is for who I was, who I am, who I might be. This is for you. ↗

— Chuck Pulaski

#home

It was a wonderful life. To have a stage play right in this room, with real people acting real parts. ↗

— Jan Karon

#parts #people #play #stage #home

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor #life #humor

Of all the errands life seems to be running, of all the mysteries that enchant us, love is my favorite ↗

— Diane Ackerman

#love #life

He was bored now when Emma suddenly began to sob on his breast; and his heart, like the people who can only stand a certain amount of music, became drowsy through indifference to the vibrations of a love whose subtleties he could no longer distinguish. ↗

— Gustave Flaubert

#crying #indifference #love #sadness #love

Don't leave it all unsaid, somewhere in the wasteland of your head. ↗

— Morrissey

#life #lyrics #music #humor

...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything.... ↗

— Tom Upton

#life #young-adult #humor

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#humor #lack-of-feeling #love #lovelessness #marriage

Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child. ↗

— Anthony Horowitz

#funny #humor #incentive #inspirational #interesting