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Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.


The Kinks


#irony #life-lessons #popular-culture #rock-music #wit

Life makes fools of all of us sooner or later. But keep your sense of humor and you'll at least be able to take your humiliations with some measure of grace. In the end, you know, its our own expectations that crush us.


Paul Murray


#humiliation #humor #life #humor

When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred.


Masashi Kishimoto


#best-naruto-qoute #best-qoute #childeren #history #humor

Sing your life; any fool can think of words that rhyme.


Morrissey


#life #lyrics #music #poetry #humor

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either.


Elizabeth Zimmermann


#knitting #life #humor

Many complain of their looks, few of their brains.


Sally Koslow


#life #humor

The purpose of life is a life of purpose


Robert Byrne


#life

See you in another life, brotha.


Desmond Hume


#lost #life

Start here & go until you die, he said. What's so complicated about that?


Brian Andreas


#life #story-people #humor

Bean finds the best apple in our tree and hands it up to me. "You know what this tastes like when you first bite into it?" she asks. "No, what?" "Blue sky." "You're zoomed." "You ever eat blue sky?" "No," I admit. "Try it sometime," she says. "It's apple-flavored.


Rodman Philbrick


#humor #inspirational #life #obvious #humor






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