#if

Even If You own a Kingdom, You will be a Slave If Your Life has no Liberation and Freedom. ↗

— Rvm

#freedom

You and me-we've whored together. We've fought together.And I still dunna understand how ye always seems to know where the money is hidden and the liquor is stored and the scandals are richest.' It's a gift. ↗

— Christina Dodd

#gifts #humor #friendship

If it's easy to be friendly she will be. If the wind blows the other way her friendship will be gone. And I'm thinking the wind is blowing the other way. She has found some other way to be an important person in her own right by hating others. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#haters #life-and-living #friendship

A boo is a lot louder than a cheer. ↗

— Lance Armstrong

#funny #life #rejection #funny

I want someone to follow me through life and organize the material enough to make it watchable. It will be a lot harder than writing an autobiography, since I'll have to convey my introspection by looking really good. ↗

— Bauvard

#documentary #entertainment #funny #humor #life

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. ↗

— Joseph Gordon-Levitt

#doctor #funny #pun #wife #funny

If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay. ↗

— Tom Hanks

#life #funny

No, I don't like you, I just thought you were cute enough to kiss you. ↗

— Frank Ocean

#funny #hip-hop #horomones #in-the-moment #life-and-living

Though all the guns be silenced, each soldier in his home, There is no peace till Love comes, till the meek may safely roam. ↗

— C.P. Klapper

#love #peace #war #home

Even death, faced with the option of death or life, she would choose life. ↗

— José Saramago

#life #death