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Lend me your ears and you can borrow my mind ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#life #philosophy #humor

Make everything an adventure. Otherwise, it will suck. ↗

— Nita Morgan

#humor #life #humor

It's that quirky kind of weekend feeling they write ridiculous sunny-day songs about. You know the ones--I'm sure they're on your iPod even though you'd never admit it. ↗

— Neal Shusterman

#true-to-life #humor

If you want to dance the dance then you better learn the steps, the world has enough pretenders. If you want to practice sex then you better find a partner, and to love you must surrender. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#life-and-living #love #relationship #romantic #humor

The fish in the creek said nothing. Fish never do. Few people know what fish think about injustice, or anything else. ↗

— Ursula K. Le Guin

#fish #humor #humor

When the world has once begun to use us ill, it afterwards continues the same treatment with less scruple or ceremony, as men do to a whore. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#inspirational #life #satire #humor

As a confirmed melancholic, I can testify that the best and maybe only antidote for melancholia is action. However, like most melancholics, I suffer also from sloth. ↗

— Edward Abbey

#cures #depression #depression-humor #modern-life #humor

Better than a sharp stick in the eye. ↗

— James Williams

#life #humor

Writing is my life. Life is my hobby. ↗

— Emma Lai

#writing-life #humor

Things that we do without knowing why are we doing them are usually the best things that we do. ↗

— Minhal Mehdi

#humor #life #nspirational #humor