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Jonathan Swift

Read through the most famous quotes from Jonathan Swift




May you live every day of your life.


— Jonathan Swift


#life #philosophy #wisdom #inspirational

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.


— Jonathan Swift


#disappointed #expects #never #nothing #shall

When a great genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." [Thoughts on Various Subjects]


— Jonathan Swift


#genius #stupidity #christianity

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.


— Jonathan Swift


#art

Books, the children of the brain.


— Jonathan Swift


#brain #children

We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.


— Jonathan Swift


#inspirational

I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.


— Jonathan Swift


#i #men #never #often #see

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.


— Jonathan Swift


#catch #cobwebs #flies #laws #like

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.


— Jonathan Swift


#ate #bold #first #man #old man

It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.


— Jonathan Swift


#deathers #logic #politics #reason #tea-party






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He is also known for being a master of two styles of satire: the Horatian and Juvenalian styles. Swift is probably the foremost prose satirist in the English language[dubious – discuss] and is less well known for his poetry. Jonathan Swift (30 November 1667 – 19 October 1745) was an Anglo-Irishsatirist essayist political pamphleteer (first for the Whigs then for the Tories) poet and cleric who became Dean of St Patrick's Cathedral Dublin.

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