#ife

Live your life and forget your age. ↗

— Jean Paul

#forget #life #live #your

He can heal me. I believe He will. I believe I'm going to be an old surely Baptist preacher. Abd even if He doesn't...that's the thing: I've read Philippians 1. I know what Paul says. I'm here let's work, if I go home? That's better. I understand that."- Matt on LIFE Today ↗

— Matt Chandler

#cancer #christian #christianity #faith #god

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more? ↗

— Chris Rock

#everyday-life #funny #humor #observational-comedy #funny

Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you. ↗

— Stephanie Klein

#life #memoir #truth #humor

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #life #humor

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#life-humor #humor

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. ↗

— Lily Tomlin

#life #rat-race #humor

I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it. ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#life #wisdom #humor

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth. ↗

— Jess C. Scott

#emotion #friendship #honesty #imagination #individuality

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#life #money #imagination