#ike

If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#because #cartoon #cartoon character #character #characters

I think my dad is a lot cooler than other dads. He still acts like he's still 17. ↗

— Miley Cyrus

#cooler #dad #dads #i #i think

I love looking out at 27 semis and being like, every single one of those semi trucks is there to put together my stage. ↗

— Miley Cyrus

#every #i #i love #like #looking

There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.' ↗

— Louis C. K.

#big #big problem #dilemma #does #figure

When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#become #chore #day #down #every

Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#better #comedian #comedians #everything #feel

I like to see how I can do it for less money. ↗

— Stanley Tucci

#i #i can #less #like #money

I like to use all of myself, and acting wasn't doing that. ↗

— Stanley Tucci

#doing #i #like #myself #use

Every song is like a painting. ↗

— Dick Dale

#like #painting #song

Competitiveness is really what it costs you per man-hour to get you what you want. In other words, there's an education level that plays into the mix and so if it's inexpensive to buy an hour of real good education in places like China versus the U.S., that factors in. ↗

— Ray Dalio

#china #competitiveness #costs #education #factors