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#ily

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All my musical foundations go back to the age of 3. My family tell me that I used to listen to the old crystal set, then go to the piano and pick out the tune that I just heard. ↗


— George Shearing


#back #crystal #family #foundations #go

I wanted to retire after I played for the Mets. My family said wait one year, that there was no need to rush it. I gave it a year and now it's time to say goodbye. ↗


— Gary Sheffield


#family #gave #goodbye #i #mets

Our family had been shattered, but we now are more united, and the remains of my family and the majority of my mother's family are glad to know the truth about a horrible crime. ↗


— Sam Sheppard


#been #crime #family #glad #had

He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.
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— Jarod Kintz


#beautiful #beauty #bizarre #corpse #dating

Am I picking you up tonight?” he asked. “Or do you still think I'm an ax murderer who might break into your house and off you and your family?” “Pretty sure you'd go all parkour on us. Instead of using an ax.” “Parkour? You think I'd use your family as an obstacle course?” “What?” I asked. He smothered a laugh. “Parkour is non-contact.” I felt my face redden. How was I supposed to know all that guy crap? ↗


— Anna Cruise


#family

Jane, this young man is Jacob, my oldest son. It’s no secret that a headmistress’s biggest challenge is her family. Jacob, say hello to Jane.” “Hello to Jane,” he parroted, pulling out the pockets of his shorts in a silly curtsey. I couldn’t decide if it was the dumbest thing I’d ever seen, or the funniest, so I stared back at him. ↗


— Marta Acosta


#stupid-funny #family

If Marilyn is in love with my husband it proves she has good taste, for I am in love with him too. ↗


— Simone Signoret


#good #good taste #him #husband #i

I suspect there isn't an actor alive who was able to truthfully answer his family's questions after his first day's activity in his future profession. ↗


— Simone Signoret


#activity #actor #after #alive #answer

When you work with the same people for 10 years, they become family. Now when I see them - it might not be for nine months - but when I see them, it's great. ↗


— Molly Sims


#family #great #i #i see #might

Certainly paleontologists have found samples of an extremely small fraction, only, of the earth's extinct species, and even for groups that are most readily preserved and found as fossils they can never expect to find more than a fraction. ↗


— George G. Simpson


#earth #even #expect #extinct #extremely






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