#insp

if you can't have the one you love, you can love the one you have ↗

— Iraz 'Dealova'

#love #inspirational

No men who really think deeply about women retain a high opinion of them ↗

— Otto Weininger

#inspirational #science #humor

Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly... ↗

— Tony James Slater

#humor-quotes #inspirational-humor #humor

Senator, I make it a point never to do math in public. ↗

— Paul W.

#inspirational #math #politics #humor

It's great to be alive, isn't it? Especially when you consider the alternative. ↗

— Jonathan Ross

#inspirational #humor

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor #inspirational #truth #humor

I must go down to the seas again to find where I buried the hatchet with Yesterday. ↗

— Janet Frame

#humor

I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse. ↗

— Jeff Somers

#humor

When the world has once begun to use us ill, it afterwards continues the same treatment with less scruple or ceremony, as men do to a whore. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#inspirational #life #satire #humor

I'd like to show you who's the boss, but I'm afraid it would only confirm that you are. ↗

— Jane Seabrook

#inspirational #humor