#inspiration

open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it" (Psalm 81:10b). ↗

— Anonymous

#inspirational

Can't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to tell them what to do about it. I'll tell them what to do. Don't get bitten in the first place. (quoting Dr. Struan Sutherland) ↗

— Douglas Adams

#inspirational #humor

Good deeds have echoes. ↗

— Suzanne Woods Fisher

#spiritual #inspirational

On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it's true That who is what and what is who." - Winnie-the-Pooh ↗

— A.A. Milne

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Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest. ↗

— Karen Blixen

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Nothing but good times ahead. ↗

— Jennifer Crusie

#inspirational #humor

If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. ↗

— Quentin Crisp

#inspirational #self-discovery #humor

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually - from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#doctor-who #humor #inspirational #the-doctor #time-travel

Fingerprints are like values--you leave them all over everything you do ↗

— Elvis Presley

#inspirational #humor

...the day shit is worth money, poor people will be born without an asshole ↗

— Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

#inspirational #humor