#inspiration

Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#humor

Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child. ↗

— Anthony Horowitz

#funny #humor #incentive #inspirational #interesting

That's chess!" snapped Ron. "You've got to make some sacrifices! ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#inspirational #humor

Fingerprints are like values--you leave them all over everything you do ↗

— Elvis Presley

#inspirational #humor

...the day shit is worth money, poor people will be born without an asshole ↗

— Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

#inspirational #humor

A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous. ↗

— Irene Hannon

#inspirational

This much I knew As soon as you feel comfortable that's when It's time to start over. ↗

— Jerry Weintraub

#inspirational

Wake me up when everything is organized. ↗

— Jane Seabrook

#inspirational #humor

And I understand my sisters when they say every woman has a story that's been told a maxim of one soul, maybe less And that is why you'll never hear me call a woman slut, bitch or a dyke, No matter what she does, because I do not blame her I blame the men who have emotionally and physically raped her, I blame these corporations whose images tell them they hate her, And I put my arms on her shoulder and tell her how great to life and to God that SHE created her ↗

— Mark Gonzales

#inspirational-love #women-s-strength #inspirational

You can avoid reality, but you can't avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. ↗

— Ayn Rand

#humor