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I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell. ↗

— Harry S. Truman

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My life has been full of terrible misfortunes, most of which never happened. ↗

— Michel de Montaigne

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...if you spent all your time being protected, you never got to find out anything new. ↗

— Sage Blackwood

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Bean finds the best apple in our tree and hands it up to me. "You know what this tastes like when you first bite into it?" she asks. "No, what?" "Blue sky." "You're zoomed." "You ever eat blue sky?" "No," I admit. "Try it sometime," she says. "It's apple-flavored. ↗

— Rodman Philbrick

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Do you remember what I forgot? ↗

— Erica Goros

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open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it" (Psalm 81:10b). ↗

— Anonymous

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Can't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to tell them what to do about it. I'll tell them what to do. Don't get bitten in the first place. (quoting Dr. Struan Sutherland) ↗

— Douglas Adams

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Good deeds have echoes. ↗

— Suzanne Woods Fisher

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On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it's true That who is what and what is who." - Winnie-the-Pooh ↗

— A.A. Milne

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Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest. ↗

— Karen Blixen

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