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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. ↗

— Bill Watterson

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A lie is an affront to the soul, as well as an insult to the intelligence of the person to whom one lies. ↗

— Judith McNaught

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An intellectual? Yes. And never deny it. An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself. I like this, because I am happy to be both halves, the watcher and the watched. "Can they be brought together?" This is a practical question. We must get down to it. "I despise intelligence" really means: "I cannot bear my doubts. ↗

— Albert Camus

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I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day. ↗

— Douglas Adams

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No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it ↗

— Fernando Pessoa

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It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise. ↗

— George R.R. Martin

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The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong. ↗

— C.G. Jung

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Mary wished to say something very sensible, but knew not how. ↗

— Jane Austen

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As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. ↗

— Virginia Woolf

#dignity #double-standards #empowerment #feminism #gender

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. ↗

— Jane Wagner

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