#invent

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man. ↗

— Chris Rock

#invented #man #school #shootings #stolen

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him. ↗

— Voltaire

#exist #god #him #invent #necessary

If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them. ↗

— Loni Anderson

#cigarettes #government #invented #legalize #somebody

I don't want it to be all that self-conscious or artificial, but it really grows out of my having invented myself as a listener so that I could hear her voice. ↗

— Russell Banks

#could #grows #having #hear #her

One of the most fun inventions of my lifetime is the Mini. ↗

— James Dyson

#inventions #lifetime #mini #most

Diplomats were invented simply to waste time. ↗

— David Lloyd George

#invented #simply #time #waste #waste time

The government invented the Internet. ↗

— Jon Meacham

#internet #invented

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot. ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#heels #high #high heels #him #i

I've never been into what am I going to do next, trying to reinvent myself. ↗

— Janet Jackson

#been #going #i #into #myself

Writing a play, you start with less, so more is demanded of you. It's as if you have to not only write a symphony, but invent the instruments as well. ↗

— David Ives

#instruments #invent #less #more #only