#ip

Virtue cannot separate itself from reality without becoming a principle of evil. ↗

— Albert Camus

#cannot #evil #itself #principle #reality

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. ↗

— John Candy

#three #wants #whip #whips #who

When you raise prices, you've got to make sure you get it to the bottom line. You can fritter it away because of the way you're running the business, with maybe not a totally disciplined approach. ↗

— Jim Cantalupo

#away #because #bottom #bottom line #business

Robots are like Mars: they need girls. Boys won't do; the memesoup is all wrong. They stomp when they should kiss and they're none too keen on having things shoved inside them... It's not a robot until you put a girl inside. Sometimes I feel like that. A junkyard the Company forgot to put a girl in. ↗

— Catherynne M. Valente

#girls #industry #life #poetry #relationships

Intellectuals don't mix-up Behavior with Relationship because behavior is temporary where-as Relationship is Permanent. ↗

— Hems

#relationship

Couples tended to be of roughly equivalent personal attractiveness, though of course factors such as money often seemed to secure a partner of significantly better looks than oneself. ↗

— Robert Galbraith

#human-behaviour #money #partners #psychology #relationship

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. ↗

— Al Capp

#abstract #abstract art #bewildered #product #sold

The truth is the Republican leadership has created a credit card Congress that is recklessly selling out the future of America, our children and our grandchildren, and President Bush is the most fiscally irresponsible President in the history of America. ↗

— Dennis Cardoza

#bush #card #children #congress #created

But my estimates, for instance, based upon book information, were simply ridiculous, fanciful images of African attractions were soon dissipated, anticipated pleasures vanished, and all crude ideas began to resolve themselves into shape. ↗

— Henry Morton Stanley

#anticipated #attractions #based #began #book

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. ↗

— George Carlin

#always #comic #comic strips #first #left