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Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves." "You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends. I have heard you mention them with consideration these last twenty years at least. ↗


— Jane Austen


#hysteria #irony #nerves #sarcasm #respect

Nobody steals books but your friends. ↗


— Roger Zelazny


#friendship #inspirational #irony #stealing #friendship

You know, Bob, school is school, one of those life experiences we kids all have to get through in order to become you. Then we wonder what all the fuss was about, especially while we're cleaning up your little messes: toxic waste, war, bank bailouts. Honestly, if we ran up debt the way you guys do? You'd ground us, take away our cells, and make us clean toilets with a toothbrush until we'd pay back every penny. ↗


— Ilsa J. Bick


#experience

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it. ↗


— Edgar Allan Poe


#fool #humor #self-confidence #self-irony #faith

What was with this family, that all the sons were so freaking handsome it hurt to look at them ↗


— Julie Kagawa


#meghan-chase #sage #family

Though this new forest grew mightily, elsewhere the mighty jungles fell. Elsewhere the coastal rain forests that furred the body of the world were torn and riven. Elsewhere the last of the old growth the last of the world’s own garment were ripped away. It was in this time, now, that the mother of us all was stripped naked and left to die in shame of her children, she who had been robed in glory like this, adorned like this. I bent my head upon the roots and sept, sorrowing for the trees. ↗


— Sheri S. Tepper


#family

It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog. ↗


— Holly Hood


#irony #sarcasm #funny

I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There! ↗


— Ray Bradbury


#irony #humor

Fate has a twisted sense of humor. ↗


— Amelia Atwater-Rhodes


#humor #ironic #humor

I have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.
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— Jarod Kintz


#clue #clues #humor #insight #insightful






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