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Alec licked his spoon, then set it on the table and popped his drink open. "Okay, I may be breaking some kind of girl bonding rule or something, but can I offer you a guy's perspective on this?" I frowned, my spoon halfway to my mouth. "Is this gonna make me want to hit you?" He shrugged. "Maybe. But it's the truth. Here goes: kissing back is an instinct. Unless the girl smells like a sewer or has tentacles feeling you up independently, a guy's first instinct is to kiss back. That's how it works. What's important is how long that kissing back lasted. So...how long? ↗


— Rachel Vincent


#funny #guys #kissing-back-is-instinct #funny

When those lips engulfed my head, I said to myself later, ‘nothing else will ever touch this scalp again’. I couldn’t help it, though. I lathered sunscreen on it unthinkingly the next day before I went out. But it was the first time in the suburbs I ever felt no less pure for not showering. ↗


— Benson Bruno


#funny #kissing #sacred #funny

Myth: drawing from history to prime students for learning it after it’s too late. ↗


— Benson Bruno


#history #humor #myth #funny

I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hour job. Skip college. Read Wikipedia for free instead. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #scam #truth #university

Does it have a name? All of these fancy magical weapons usually have names." Bishop glared at her. "Yeah. I like to call it Goldie." "You're funny for an angel." "Not really. I'm just inspired at the moment. ↗


— Michelle Rowen


#dark-kiss #michelle-rowen #funny

His hand cups the back of my neck, and before I can think, he dips down and our mouths meet. For a split second I worry that he thinks he's kissing Courtney. But that instant the warmth of his soft lips spreads into mine, all thoughts dissolve. Pure feeling is all I have left. Little electric sparks sip through my bloodstream, making sure every nerve in my body is focused on his amazing mouth. ↗


— Tera Lynn Childs


#humor #kissing #forgiveness

Life is too short to dance with ugly men ↗


— Christina Dodd


#funny #so-true #funny

If ye canna see the bright side o' life, polish the dull side ↗


— Christina Dodd


#funny #scottish #funny

I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one. ↗


— Criss Jami


#attraction #fantasy #funny #funny-but-true #gallant

I think I’ll hang myself under the tree that Agatha and I had our first picnic under. I’ll just have to reschedule my dentist appointment. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #suicide #funny






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