#is

I bruise like a grape. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#grape #i #like

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#bell #christmas #cookies #earth #i

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#builds #character #cooperation #every #had

I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#calling #feel #himself #i #important

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#conflict #dissent #easier #issues #jokes

No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.' ↗

— Chris Rock

#better #critic #film #going #say

Something that came as a shock to me is that we do not have a constitutional right to vote. And that's not just a fun little historical factoid. It actually has huge ramifications. It's the reason our system is so decentralized - in other words, chaotic. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#came #chaotic #constitutional #constitutional right #fun

Ireland and England are like two sisters; I would have them embrace like one brother. ↗

— Boyle Roche

#embrace #england #i #ireland #like

The cup of Ireland's misery has been overflowing for centuries and is not yet half full. ↗

— Boyle Roche

#centuries #cup #full #half #half full

There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not. ↗

— Francois de La Rochefoucauld

#disguise #does #exists #hide #long