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Don’t think about it. Don’t think about what could have been. It’s too unbearable.


Sophie Kinsella


#humor #life #humor

Make sure she can reach you 24hours a day.


Harry H. Harrison Jr.


#raising-a-girl #raising-kids #family

أعتقد أن التليفزيون وسيلة ثقافية هامة للغاية .. كلما وجدت شخصاً يقوم بتشغيله، أذهب إلى غرفة أخرى لقراءة كتاب


Groucho Marx


#humor #reading #television #humor

Well, fame is a drug and when you take it away from an addict, things can get ugly.


Melissa Jo Peltier


#reality-tv #satire #television #humor

Sometimes if you have a difficult decision to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.


Tina Fey


#humor #humor

Television's perfect. You turn a few knobs, a few of those mechanical adjustments at which the higher apes are so proficient, and lean back and drain your mind of all thought. And there you are watching the bubbles in the primeval ooze. You don't have to concentrate. You don't have to react. You don't have to remember. You don't miss your brain because you don't need it. Your heart and liver and lungs continue to function normally. Apart from that, all is peace and quiet. You are in the man's nirvana. And if some poor nasty minded person comes along and says you look like a fly on a can of garbage, pay him no mind. He probably hasn't got the price of a television set.


Raymond Chandler


#chandler #humor #ooze #philosophy #raymond-chandler

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.


Ricky Gervais


#christianity #comedy #humor #humour #rationality

She gave him a wan smile. "And then you came, Eragon. You and Saphira. After hope had deserted me and I was about to be taken to Galbatorix in Uru'baen, a Rider appeared to rescue me. A rider and a dragon!" "And Morzan's son," he said. "Both of Morzan's sons." "Describe it how you will, it was such an improbable rescue, I occasionally think that I did go mad and that I've imagined everything since.


Christopher Paolini


#brisingr #eragon #imagination

Our vision is so limited we can hardly imagine a love that does not show itself in protection from suffering. The love of God is of a different nature altogether. It does not hate tragedy. It never denies reality. It stands in the very teeth of suffering. The love of God did not protect His own Son. The cross was the proof of His love – that He gave that Son, that He let Him go to Calvary’s cross, though “legions of angels” might have rescued Him. He will not necessarily protect us - not from anything it takes to make us like His Son. A lot of hammering and chiseling and purifying by fire will have to go into the process.


Elisabeth Elliot


#purify #refiner #suffering #vision #imagination

When you are inquisitive, Jane, you always make me smile. You open your eyes like an eager bird, and make every now and then a restless movement, as if answers in speech did not flow fast enough for you, and you wanted to read the tablet of one's heart.


Charlotte Brontë


#heart #human-nature #inquisitive #learning #love






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