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You write with ease to show your breeding, but easy writing's curst hard reading. ↗

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong! ↗

— Allan Sherman

#beginning #better #bladder #cause #end

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it. ↗

— Allan Sherman

#difference #little #reality #recommend #unreality

They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee. ↗

— Allan Sherman

#camel #color #comes #committee #committees

When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents. ↗

— Allan Sherman

#extremely #family #great #high #history

I've heard that, but since I'm computer illiterate I don't know how it all works. But since I'm on Prodigy tonight, I'm learning a lot through my typist, Peter. ↗

— Bobby Sherman

#heard #how #i #illiterate #know

In show business, if you make a mistake, you can do it over again. ↗

— Bobby Sherman

#business #make #mistake #over #show

I have the same friends and the same bad habits. ↗

— Nate Silver

#bad habits #friends #habits #i #same

But there are many, and I'm a supporter of a great deal of charities. ↗

— Bobby Sherman

#deal #great #great deal #i #many

The President forgot to mention the Moon, Mars, and the federal deficit - all of which are sky-high. ↗