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In Paris the cashiers sit rather than stand. They run your goods over a scanner, tally up the price, and then ask you for exact change. The story they give is that there aren't enough euros to go around. "The entire EU is short on coins." And I say, "Really?" because there are plenty of them in Germany. I'm never asked for exact change in Spain or Holland or Italy, so I think the real problem lies with the Parisian cashiers, who are, in a word, lazy. Here in Tokyo they're not just hard working but almost violently cheerful. Down at the Peacock, the change flows like tap water. The women behind the registers bow to you, and I don't mean that they lower their heads a little, the way you might if passing someone on the street. These cashiers press their hands together and bend from the waist. Then they say what sounds to me like "We, the people of this store, worship you as we might a god.


David Sedaris


#cashiers #europe #euros #hospitality #japan

A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity.


Franz Kafka


#writing #writer

The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shockproof, shit detector.


Ernest Hemingway


#writer

Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side?


George R.R. Martin


#a-song-of-ice-and-fire #curiosity #george-r-r-martin #tyrion-lannister #wall

I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her.


Jon Stewart


#political #comedy

London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it.


Dorothy Parker


#home #hometown #new-york-city #new-yorker #optimism

Dear Mind, why do you keep talking to yourself? Mind: Don't blame me for your stupid Faceboook status messages & tweets.


Saurabh Sharma


#funny #humor-inspirational #twitter-addiction #inspirational

Master: When a human being asks 'WHO AM I?', the honest answer is eternal silence. Disciple: Do we make noise to feel that silence, Master?


Saurabh Sharma


#inspiration #master #spirituality #wisdom #inspirational

Appreciation can make a day - even change a life. Your willingness to put it into words is all that is necessary. -- Margaret Cousins


Margaret Cousins


#voicing-it #change

Speak politely to an enraged dragon.


J.R.R. Tolkien


#dragons #manners #political






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