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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#copy #geographic #how #i #leaf

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#like #look #miserable #more #nothing

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#battery #car #go #guarantees #live

The idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting money from private industry or private sources is essentially a socialist argument. ↗

— Newt Gingrich

#argument #congressman #essentially #idea #industry

If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married. ↗

— Katharine Hepburn

#ahead #get #get married #give #go

We were five heterosexual, good-looking men. We competed against each other for the sexiest girls... I won. ↗

— Simon Le Bon

#competed #each #five #good-looking #heterosexual

I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#did #divorced #finally #get #her

Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

#arrived #deliberate #go #stop #take

I can no longer obey; I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

#command #give #i #i can #longer

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

#answer #doctors #even #generals #lives