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I was hoping they'd put up flyers like they do for lost cats," he said. "Missing, one stunningly attractive teenage boy. Answers to 'Jace' or 'Hot Stuff'." "You did not just say that.' "You don't like 'Hot Stuff'? You think 'Sweet Cheeks' might be better? 'Love Crumpets'? Really, that last one's stretching it a bit. Though, technically, my family is British-" "Shut up, and get out.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-herondale #family

I can see why you like it here, there's a thin layer of nerd all over everything.


Cassandra Clare


#nerd #jace-wayland

Basia conquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is." "It's 'Descensus Averno facilis est.' 'The descent into hell is easy,'" said Alec. "You just said 'Kiss the cook.'" "Dammit," said Simon. "I knew Jace was screwing with me.


Cassandra Clare


#funny #jace #lol #simon #funny

Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.


Cassandra Clare


#funny #gilligan-s-island #jace #laugh #mortal-instruments

Is he dead?" he inquired "He looks dead." "No," snapped Maryse. "He's not dead." "Have you checked? I could kick him if you want." Mangus moved toward Jace. "Stop that!" the Inquisitor snapped, sounding like Clary's third grade teacher demanding that she stop dooling on her desk with a marker.


Cassandra Clare


#dead #funny #jace-lightwood #magnus-bane #the-inquisitor

He auditioned with Lily, and he and Lily had incredible chemistry that sort of blazed off the scene. I’m just sitting here watching this on my computer, and you know, he was not the only person they’ve ever sent me to look at. I’ve gotten lots of headshots and this and that, and I’m watching the audition and I literally started crying because that was my Jace and Clary on the screen. And it’s an incredible feeling to see that even as an audition. This is amazing. He was snarky funny where he needed to be snarky funny, and he was badass where he needed to be badass. And he and Lily were incredible together


Cassandra Clare


#jamie-bower #mortal-instruments #funny

If we're going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of the left, and I don't want them to die of excitement.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #jace-lightwood #humor

As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two.


Cassandra Clare


#doughnut #gluttony #humor #jace-wayland #humor

I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-lightwood #mortal-instruments #humor

Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever" "Actually," Simon said, raising his hand,"I can". Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying not to laugh-which by the way, wasn't working.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #humor






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