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#jars

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On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.


Bruce Willis


#experience #hand #jars #never #open

I got confused. I thought it was a K.Y. scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some.


Julie Brown


#confused #got #i #jars #personal

My parents had job jars because my father would say, 'Kids today have too much time, too much money and no responsibility. You're going to have no time, no money and a lot of responsibility.'


Denise Morrison


#father #going #had #jars #job

I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.


Charlaine Harris


#jars #orgasm-orgasms #sex #wish #humor

I've never found that it jars to go back and forth.


Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio


#forth #found #go #i #jars

We stole a box of honey jars one time and went out in the woods and took care of the whole box. I don't think I touched honey again for 20 years. I never wanted to see honey again.


Quincy Jones


#box #care #honey #i #jars

It was one of those things they keep in a jar in the tent of a sideshow on the outskirts of a little, drowsy town. One of those pale things drifting in alcohol plasma, forever dreaming and circling, with its peeled, dead eyes staring out at you and never seeing you. It went with the noiselessness of late night, and only the crickets chirping, the frogs sobbing off in the moist swampland. One of those things in a big jar that makes your stomach jump as it does when you see a preserved arm in a laboratory vat.


Ray Bradbury


#drifting #jar #jars #noiselessness #pale

Treating everyone she met like family, and burying needless critism of others so deep beneath the soil of everyday living that only kindness ever saw the light.


Jason F. Wright


#family

Alas! all music jars when the soul's out of tune.


Miguel de Cervantes


#jars #music #out #soul #tune






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