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You can't judge a book by it's cover but you can sure sell a bunch of books if you have a good one.


Jayce O'Neal


#drjayce #humor #jayce #jayceoneal #publishing

My mother always advised me not to trust a dead person.


Jayde Scott


#humor #jayde-scott #humor

You freaking bit me," I said, my voice hoarse. "You're lucky I don't call animal control.


Jayde Scott


#humor #jayde-scott #vampire #humor

Not only is he mentally challenged, all he has is a couple of scary fangs and absolutely no idea what kind of fire is in this furnace.


Jayde Scott


#humor #jayde-scott #humor

How could I persuade the in-laws I was the right one for their daughter when, instead of focusing on small talk, all I could think about was not to kill them? I could only imagine what I'd say to the prospective in-laws, "Hello, it's a pleasure to eat, I mean, meet you.


Jayde Scott


#humor #jayde-scott #vampires #humor

If you think you know everything; you know nothing. If you think you know nothing; you know something.


Jayce O'Neal


#inspirational #jayce #oneal #humor

Student: why do dumb people ignore wise people. Teacher: Because, the dumb people believe they are the wise people.


Jayce O'Neal


#humor #inspirational #jayce #jayceoneal #humor

In an angry fit, my mother had called him an airhead, who couldn't find his brain even if it came knocking on his door.


Jayde Scott


#humor-inspirational #jayde-scott #humor

He hesitates only a moment before pulling me close, arms tightening around me, mouth meeting mine the same way it did before. Purely, sweetly, wickedly, perfectly. He sighs against my lips, a sound of such relief it echoes through my skin, making me smile and our teeth bump together. I know exactly how he feels. How it feels to come home, to find sanctuary, to be handed that missing piece that makes life not something to be endured, but something to be celebrated.


Stacey Jay


#juliet #juliet-immortal #stacey-jay #life

Slowly, with many lost days, I come back to life.


Suzanne Collins


#days #end #life #lost #mockingjay






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