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Today, President Obama is making smart investments in clean energy - wind, solar, biofuels - as part of an all-of-the-above energy strategy that supports thousands of jobs, not in the Middle East, but in the Midwest.


Tom Vilsack


#clean energy #east #energy #investments #jobs

USDA is committed to keeping pace with the needs and progress of American agriculture by supporting new markets and movements that will keep farmers profitable and help create middle class jobs across the country.


Tom Vilsack


#agriculture #american #class #committed #country

I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.


Tim Vine


#coffee #dates #day #deadline #every

My dad's sense of humor was direct and sometimes surreal - his quick wit is well known amongst our family and friends. He raised me on Spike Jones records and W.C. Fields movies, and his sense of humor fell somewhere in between.


Tony Visconti


#between #dad #direct #family #fell

You know honestly, I enjoy working with everyone because remember, these were all real pros that had been around the business a long time.


Burt Ward


#because #been #business #enjoy #everyone

Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.


Don Van Vliet


#because #big #big fan #england #fan

There's the young Jon Voight and the old Jon Voight.


Jon Voight


#old #young

All I wanted to do was put together one of the best home maths systems in the world, and that's what we've done. I've loved numbers since I was two or three, and I get really excited about them. Now, I'm allowing myself to get excited about things. If you're doing it for a TV network or any major corporation, you have to put a lid on it a little.


Carol Vorderman


#allowing #any #best #corporation #doing

The safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death.


Voltaire


#conscience #course #death #enjoy #enjoy life

We all have, in my family, what we call the 'Vorderman bottom' - a sticky out, bigger-than-normal, signature, of the rear variety. It's been a family joke all our lives - even my lovely brother has one. I know the lines to all the good singalong big bum songs.


Carol Vorderman


#big #bottom #brother #bum #call






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