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Sometimes you do it to save face, thought Jerry, other times you just do it because you haven't done your job unless you've scared yourself to death. Other times again, you go in order to remind yourself that survival is a fluke. But mostly you go because the others go; for machismo; and because in order to belong you must share. ↗


— John le Carré


#reporting #death

I don't know if I'm going to do any more acting. It's a great job, you know? Make a movie? Why not? ↗


— Colleen Haskell


#any #going #great #great job #i

I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers. ↗


— Armistead Maupin


#i #included #jokes #little #mysteries

Death continues to stalk the streets, stealing the souls of our children as they sleep. We're running out of fingers to close their eyes, voices to bless their souls, hands to dig their graves. Poisonous fumes from their unburied bodies contaminate the alleys, and the ghosts of those who have been buried rise nightly. Their tiny forms dance above their tombstones, an agonising reminder that we've failed them. ↗


— Joanne Owen


#the-alchemist-and-the-angel #death

I frowned as my fingers throbbed. “Wait a sec. There’s a chance I can’t work with fire and you let me do that?”“How else am I going to figure out your limitations?” “What the hell!” I pulled my hand free, furious. “That’s not cool, Blake. What’s next? Trying to stop a moving vehicle by standing in front of it, but whoops, I can’t do that and now I’m dead? ↗


— Jennifer L. Armentrout


#death-jokes #funny #ssupernatural #training #ya

More accurately, on the bed and on the table lay various pieces of what had once been a body. Holmes was leaning with his back against the wall, his countenance deathly white. "The door was open," he said incongruously. "I was passing by, and the door was open." "Holmes," I whispered in horror. "The door was open," he said once more, and then buried his face in his hands. ↗


— Lyndsay Faye


#horror #john-watson #sherlock-holmes #death

I'm not cruisin' this opportunity in time and space for you to like or dislike my 'get-down'; I'm here 'cause I'm down to get it right by the time I return to the 'mothaship'. I remain a work in progress. ↗


— T.F. Hodge


#dislike #journey #like #mothership #opportunity

By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it. ↗


— Peter Kreeft


#apple #apple-computer-inc #bible #catholicism #christianity

Part calico choir girl...........and part satin dance hall doll, with amber eyes and a dash of hellcat red in her hair --- the kind of woman that a man wants in his bedroom when he's sick.............and in his bed when he's not. ↗


— Linda Bloodworth-Thomason


#designing-women #mary-jo-shively #tv-show #design

I wanted to study graphic design, because I wanted to work in an office with designer desks, ergonomic chairs, pool tables, and walls so colorful it looks like a flock of flamingoes exploded and splattered evenly from floor to ceiling. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#explosion #flamingo #flamingoes #graphic-design #job






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