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I've always associated the moment of writing with a moment of lift, of joy, of unexpected reward.


Seamus Heaney


#associated #i #joy #lift #moment

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.


Johnny Depp


#johnny-depp #weird #individuality

I have to say that when I was young, when any politician was talking I wasn't even interested. Maybe they were saying some nice stuff, but then if you put Michael Jordan on TV, I was interested!


Thierry Henry


#even #i #interested #jordan #maybe

And I started as a journalism major at Ohio State, ended up in theater and I love to read.


Patricia Heaton


#i #i love #journalism #love #major

Before we had the kids, my husband and I were traveling a lot and working and really enjoying our lives and each other. We both love the theater and books and travel and so we were really having a lot of fun.


Patricia Heaton


#books #both #each #enjoying #fun

I have to keep reminding myself: If you give your life to God, he doesn't promise you happiness and that everything will go well. But he does promise you peace. You can have peace and joy, even in bad circumstances.


Patricia Heaton


#circumstances #does #even #everything #give

We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter to help out and she finds out she hates the fact that the kids have more fun with the sitter than her.


Patricia Heaton


#because #did #episode #fact #finds

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.


Mitch Hedberg


#cord #go #hear #hold #i

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.


Mitch Hedberg


#fix #gonna #i #joke #last

My ambition is to do a good job. I never plan anything.


Ilie Nastase


#anything #good #good job #i #job






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