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There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#closet #makes #restless #skeleton #something

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#i #know #mile #own #rather

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#careless #efforts #exhausts #flattery #hate

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#everywhere #good #knows #listener #only

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#advantages #affairs #being #being done #desire

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .' ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#brazen #i #immediate #induce #know

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#heroes #hollywood #i #movie #several

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#bar #between #depends #difference #faux

You sparkle with larceny. ↗

— Wilson Mizner

#sparkle #you

I don't know what other people are doing - I just know about me. ↗

— Thelonious Monk

#doing #i #just #know #me