#k

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#bother #crime #eradicate #fighting #hope

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#center #i #i am #i think #therefore

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#gave #i #like #me #more

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#buying #money #people #products #services

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! ↗

— Craig Bruce

#believe #could #entire #entire universe #foolish

Things always look better when you haven't seen them. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#better #haven #look #seen #them

Think Tank, noun: The shower. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#shower #tank #think

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#declared #first #first thing #kill #the first thing

My knowledge of the state of President Roosevelt's health was derived entirely from conversations, from newspaper articles and from photographs. ↗

— David Bruce

#conversations #derived #entirely #health #knowledge

Sometimes we'll only get one script in a year that we want to make that we feel is good enough. ↗

— Jerry Bruckheimer

#feel #get #good #make #only