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#shower

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They, astounded at the flash of the armor, and the swiftness of the charge, and attacked by showers of arrows and missiles, half naked as they were, never stopped to resist but gave way.


Arrian


#arrows #astounded #attacked #charge #flash

Bing Crosby sings like all people think they sing in the shower.


Dinah Shore


#bing crosby #crosby #like #people #shower

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.


Yakov Smirnoff


#american women #doing #dream #i #like

I rode my horse to the saloon, but it was out of business. The cowboy I spoke with said the bartender served the saloon’s last drink on March 5th, 1882. Guess I shouldn’t have taken so long to shower and get ready. Ah, but that’s life, no?



Jarod Kintz


#bartender #cowboy #life #saloon #shower

I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people.



Jarod Kintz


#bathtub #choir #kinky #music #musical

I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size," and I thought, That's odd, I didn't know too many families showered together.


Jarod Kintz


#family-size #funny #humor #risiculous #shower

He took my hand and held it against his chest, "Feel that? It beats for you.


Karli Perrin


#june #love #na #new-adult #romance

I prefer to sing in the shower because the acoustics make you sound great, baby.


Naima Adedapo


#baby #because #great #i #make

I love the smell of shampoo on a girl's hair. You can walk past someone and be like, 'Wow, you took a shower this morning, didn't you? Because you smell lovely.'


Jensen Ackles


#girl #hair #i #i love #like

I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.


Traci Bingham


#bathroom #baths #body #candles #hot






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