#k

Unfortunately in sport it's either good or bad. You've got to take the highs and the lows. ↗

— Zara Phillips

#either #good #got #highs #lows

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day. ↗

— Emo Philips

#been #day #devil #family #family member

I think Christmas is about celebration and come on, on the inside everyone wants to dance. ↗

— TobyMac

#celebration #christmas #come #dance #everyone

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing. ↗

— Prince Philip

#i #moral #more #same #than

It's so easy for propaganda to work, and dissent to be mocked. ↗

— Harold Pinter

#easy #mocked #propaganda #work

I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson. ↗

— Emo Philips

#dollars #down #feel #fifth #fifty

You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back. ↗

— Emo Philips

#givers #hate #i #indian #know

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks. ↗

— Emo Philips

#children #down #firing #go #i

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!' ↗

— Emo Philips

#grandfather #last #remember #said #truck

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them. ↗

— Emo Philips

#bar #get #gum #i #lucky