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Before he had time to figure it out, his walkie-talkie crackled and a voice came on. He punched a button. "Sheriff here. What's up?" "Someone called about a public disturbance behind schmitty's bar," a woman's voice reported. "Cathy use the proper code number," Billy growled. "There ain't no number for a guy acting like a cockroach!" the woman yelled. "he climbed into their Dumpster and he's wallowing in the trash. ↗


— Kerrelyn Sparks


#dumpster #sheriff #love

One of the questions that surprised me most was this: “Mommy, if Jesus comes to live inside my heart, will I explode?” “No!” I proclaimed as the children and I headed to the Nile River for a few of them to be baptized that day. Then I thought about the question a bit more. “Yes, if Jesus comes to live in your heart, you will explode.” That is exactly what we should do if Jesus comes to live inside our hearts. We will explode with love, with compassion, with hurt for those who are hurting, and with joy for those who rejoice. We will explode with a desire to be more, to be better, to be close to the One who made us. ↗


— Katie J. Davis


#exploding-heart #heart #katie-davis #kisses-from-katie #love

Love is taking chances when every rational part of you screams, ‘Don’t risk it.’ Because it’s only when your heart has been ripped open that you get a chance to find the one person capable of making it whole. ↗


— Sabrina Jeffries


#taking-risk #love

If man can live in Manhattan, he can live anywhere. ↗


— Arthur C. Clarke


#new-york-city

And yet by heaven I think my love as rare / as any that she belie with false compare Sonnett CXXX, ll, 13-14 ↗


— William Shakespeare


#shakespeare-s-wisdom #love

Love is like a big juicy steak. You bite into it, enjoy it, then regret the calories you gained, when you're standin on your scale the next morning. See,I don't eat steak. I'm a vegetarian. ↗


— Euphoria Godsent


#cold-hearted #cold-hearted-people #diva #euphoria-godsent #heart-breaker

Katniss, there is no District Twelve... ↗


— Suzanne Collins


#katniss-everdeen #katniss

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. ↗


— Andrew S. Hinkinson


#insult #looks #funny

Maybe I'd think that, too, Caesar," says Petta bitterly, "if it weren't for the baby." There. He's done it again. ↗


— Suzanne Collins


#katniss

Jocko likes salty, Jocko likes sweet, but never bring Jocko any hot sauce, like with jalapenos, because it makes Jocko squirt funny-smelling stuff out his ears. ↗


— Dean Koontz


#jocko #salty #sweet #funny






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