#k

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. ↗

— Chris Rock

#clubs #comedy #did #get #get a real

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. ↗

— Chris Rock

#hang #i #jackson #janet #janet jackson

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. ↗

— Chris Rock

#enjoying #fair #funny #funny guy #get

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. ↗

— Chris Rock

#always #before #go #kids #most

Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men. ↗

— Chris Rock

#like #men #most #parts #really

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes. ↗

— Chris Rock

#life #like #movies #plays #really

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. ↗

— Chris Rock

#life #movie #music #my life #soundtrack

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. ↗

— Chris Rock

#chaser #falling #got #guys #i

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! ↗

— Chris Rock

#american idol #christopher #christopher reeve #contest #dance

You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers. ↗

— Chris Rock

#average #country #great #great country #keith