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Rene, you want us to find you-don't-know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-won't-tell-me-whom?


Ilona Andrews


#kate #magic-slays #rene #ilona-andrews

Would you like to work here with me? We have no clients and the pay is shit.


Ilona Andrews


#kate #ilona-andrews

Say 'pop.'" "Pop?" "That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-slays #ilona-andrews

They really kicked me out?" "Refunded the tuition and everything." Julie blinked a couple of times coming to grips with this tidbit. "So what happens now?" "I expect you'll be a bum. Homeless and jobless begging on the street for a crust of bread..." "Kate." "Oh, alright, I suppose if you come by the office once in a while I'll give you a sandwich. You can squat in the office on the floor when it gets too cold outside. We can even get you a little blanket to lie on...


Ilona Andrews


#julie #kate #magic-slays #ilona-andrews

Curran and Kate stood by the door. “I can’t believe you decided to come down here and check on me,” she said. “The guy once handed you a fan and told you to fan yourself if the sight of his naked torso was too much.” “That was like a year ago. Will you let it go already?” “No.” Curran grabbed her and pulled her to him, kissing her. “Never.” She kissed him back and smiled. Awww. Kate and the Beast Lord sitting in a tree…


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews

Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-slays #sugar-woogums #ilona-andrews

My investigative technique mostly consisted of going through the list of interested parties and making as much noise as possible, until the culprit lost his patience and tried to shut me up.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews

He said “woman” in the same way I’d say “Mmmmm, yummy chocolate” after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey bar in an empty refrigerator.


Ilona Andrews


#kate #ilona-andrews

Where is the bane of my existence?" "In the shower, freshening up." Damn it all to hell. "Oh God, who did Ascanio screw now?" "No, no, he's covered in blood." "Oh good." Wait a minute. "The kid is covered in blood and we're relieved. There is something wrong with us.


Ilona Andrews


#ascanio #kate-daniels #ilona-andrews

Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked. "Yes", Saiman said. "And now he is demolishing the Maserati with it." Ten seconds later Curran hurled the twisted wreck of black and orange that used to be the Maserati into the wall. The first melodic notes of an old song came from the computer. I glanced at Saiman. He shrugged. "It begged for a soundtrack.


Ilona Andrews


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