#keeping

She may be an uggo, but that dress would turn anyone into a rock star. ↗

— Victoria Scott

#lol #rude-thoughts #lol

I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#humor #toilet-tissue #humor

Eventually my dad got home from work and set his briefcase down. 'So. How was practice?' he asked 'It was good. Why? Did you hear it wasn't?' I said, trying to keep my cool. 'Son, no offense, but you play Little League. It's not the Yankees. I don't get daily reports about who's hitting the shit out of the ball ↗

— Justin Halpern

#keeping-your-cool #humor

The demand for good bookkeepers is at an all time high as more people make the leap into self-employment each year and need competent bookkeeping help. ↗

— Sylvia Jaumann

#freelance-bookkeeper #business

I first felt myself a shaky axis between worlds when I watched my grandfather move those prophetic queens. ↗

— S. Kelley Harrell

#shamanism #inspirational

Love doesn't keep score," he challenged. I shrugged my shoulders. "But people do... ↗

— Donna Lynn Hope

#love #people #love

May you always see the world through the eyes of a child. ↗

— C.J. Heck

#inspirational #keeping-the-inner-child #life #inspirational

Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all? ↗

— Betty Friedan

#feminism #housekeeping #inspirational #marriage #parenting

Thus have you the way of making Conserves, the way of keeping of them is in Earthen pots. ↗

— Nicholas Culpeper

#making #pots #them #thus #way

The problem of the environment is the extension of good housekeeping of the thinking woman. ↗

— Marjory Stoneman Douglas

#extension #good #good housekeeping #housekeeping #problem