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Make sure she can reach you 24hours a day.


Harry H. Harrison Jr.


#raising-a-girl #raising-kids #family

The werewolf pointed at a bench next to the door into the Kirkwoods’ tomb. “Sit. Wait.” Did I mention werewolves were chatty?


Mindee Arnett


#just-kidding-not-really #supernatural #humor

I can think of only one good solution to this dilemma," Diego said, having spent the entire night developing a plan. You sneak into the school and carry her off?" Gaspar quipped. That is the not-so-good solution. And it would be very difficult to sneak into a house full of women without raising an alarm." A cloud descended on Gaspar's brow. "I was not serious. Kidnapping is not a choice.


Sabrina Jeffries


#kidnapping #romance #humor

I've never met a bug that hasn't made me jump.


Denise Dowling Mortensen


#kids-books #picture-books #humor

Ha! Kids! You have no idea what you put your parents through, either. Wait till you have your own, you'll see. That's when you'll know what it really feels like." .. "What what feels like?"..."Love," said Angela.


Tess Gerritsen


#love #parenting #rizzoli-and-isles #tess-gerritsen #love

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?


Norton Juster


#bathtub #fantasy #fiction #hearing #kids

We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.


Andy Rooney


#atheism #belief #beliefs #god #gods

A child’s imaginary playmate just might actually be there.


Doug Dillon


#imagination #inspiration #kids #metaphysical #paranormal

When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back


Rodney Dangerfield


#funny #humor #humour #kiddnapped #rodney-dangerfield

Encourage don't belittle, embrace their individuality. And show them that no matter what they will always have value if they stay true to themselves.


Solange nicole


#children #inspirtaion #kids #solange #bullying






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