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I have read only the first 'Harry Potter' book. I thought it excellent, perhaps the best thing written for older children since The Hobbit. I wish the books had been around when my kids were the right age for them.


Gene Wolfe


#around #been #best #book #books

Now I'm doing a film festival for kids and writing a script about a kidnapped journalist in Afghanistan.


Olivia Wilde


#afghanistan #doing #festival #film #film festival

All that really matters is I have two beautiful kids, and I'm trying to be the best dad I can possibly be, and that's the most important thing of all.


Tiger Woods


#best #dad #i #i can #important

I hurt my wife, my kids, my mother, my wife's family, my friends, my foundation and kids all around the world who admired me.


Tiger Woods


#around #family #foundation #friends #hurt

I mean, I don't write for kids.


Al Yankovic


#kids #mean #write

You know, when I was a young boy I used to play baseball in my back yard or in the street with my brothers or the neighborhood kids. We used broken bats and plastic golf balls and played for hours and hours.


Robin Yount


#balls #baseball #bats #boy #broken

That said, my kids are at home right now with my husband and I'm missing something important at my daughter's school which makes me feel sick inside. It's a lot of balance and a lot of really hard decision making.


Reese Witherspoon


#daughter #decision #decision making #feel #hard

I will have to earn trust and respect from my kids.


Tiger Woods


#i #kids #respect #trust #will

I like eggs and bacon,” George tells me. “But”—his face clouds—“do you know that bacon is”—tears leap to his eyes—“Wilbur?” Mrs. Garrett sits down next to him immediately. “George, we’ve been through this. Remember? Wilbur did not get made into bacon.” “That’s right.” I bend down too as wetness overflows George’s lashes. “Charlotte the spider saved him. He lived a long and happy life—with Charlotte’s daughters, um, Nelly and Urania and—” “Joy,” Mrs. Garrett concludes. “You, Samantha, are a keeper. I hope you don’t shoplift.”I start to cough. “No. Never.” “Then is bacon Babe, Mom? Is it Babe?”“No, no, Babe’s still herding sheep. Bacon is not Babe. Bacon is only made from really mean pigs,George.” Mrs. Garrett strokes his hair, then brushes his tears away.“Bad pigs,” I clarify.“There are bad pigs?” George looks nervous. Oops.“Well, pigs with, um, no soul.” That doesn’t sound good either. I cast around for a good explanation. “Like the animals that don’t talk in Narnia.” Dumb. George is four. Would he know Narnia yet? He’s still at Curious George.But understanding lights his face. “Oh. That’s okay then. ’Cause I really like bacon.


Huntley Fitzpatrick


#george-george-george #kids #funny

...beauty is about finding the right fit ... avoid trying to be something you're not.


Rick Riordan


#beauty






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