#kids

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#done #feel #gets #hey #home

I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#day #done #end #end of the day #figure

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#been #being #beneath #earth #every

The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#better #fact #get #grown #hang

I seemed so different from other kids; I grew up in church and felt a connection with God, and a lot of kids my age really didn't understand that. ↗

— Fantasia Barrino

#church #connection #different #felt #god

I'm a Southerner. We dream of having the family and the kids, and the parents want grandkids, that's all they care about, give me some grandbabies. ↗

— Lance Bass

#care #dream #family #give #give me

There are so many kids out there that need to be adopted and need good homes. I definitely want to have my own but I also want to adopt for sure. I think it's very important to find these kids homes. ↗

— Lance Bass

#adopted #also #definitely #find #good

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. And I do it with adults now. ↗

— Mario Batali

#i do #kids #lean #listen #make

My kids and I make pasta three days a week now. It's not even so much about the eating of it; they just like the process. Benno is the stuffer, and Leo is the catcher. They've got their jobs down. ↗

— Mario Batali

#catcher #days #down #eating #even

Look at cookbooks with your kids and ask them what sounds good. ↗

— Mario Batali

#cookbooks #good #kids #look #sounds