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Lollipop had been her nickname for me as long as I could remember. I asked her how she came up with the name, and she told me sometimes kids are sweet, and sometimes they just need a good lickin'.


Lacey Weatherford


#kids #humor

I want people to see how hard my husband and kids work on the ranch.


Ree Drummond


#how #husband #i #kids #people

There they were, the movers and shakers of Benjamin Franklin Hight - the sports stars, the cheerleaders, the good, the great, the gorgeous - bent over their pizzas. Trish sensed my angst and said, "My mother says girls like Lisa Shooty get the ultimate curse known to man." "What's that?" "Too much too soon." I looked at poor, cursed Lisa who had been sprayed with sex appeal at birth. She had gleaming teeth and long, raven-black curls. She threw back her head and laughed with diamond-studded joy. "When do you think the curse takes effect?" I asked. "Not in our lifetime," Trish answered. (Thwonk)


Joan Bauer


#humor #incrowd #jealousy #popular-kids #twonk

It's hard at times, but it makes a kid strong in ways that most people can't understand. Teaches them that even though people are left behind, new ones will inevitable take their place; that every place has something good - and bad - to offer. It makes a kid grow up fast.


Nicholas Sparks


#growing-up #hard-times #kids #life-lessons #logan-thibault

I watched her with the crab as she ignored all my admonitions that the poor crab just needed to be set free if he was to have any chance of surviving. And God showed up there on that beach to teach me a lesson. Nothing survives when it's being smothered. Life, real life, requires being free to move about in the great big ocean, not being cradled in little hot hands that will stifle independence and creativity. We can't keep our crabs (or our kids) in a bucket and expect them to go far in life.


Melanie Shankle


#letting-go #motherhood #life

It's amazing. My kids have grown me in ways I never knew possible. The patience I've received and the love I get from them is just amazing.


Candace Cameron Bure


#get #grown #i #just #kids

Thank God she doesn't have to be confirmed by the Senate. (on the birth of his granddaughter)


Herbert Hoover


#kids #politics #senate #humor

I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free


Josh Stern


#free #humor #kids #shark-week #swim

She was probably the girl I loved the most of all my girlfriends, but also the toughest one to make things work out with. If I had put that much effort into any of my other relationships, I'd be married with five kids now.


Anthony Kiedis


#love #marriage #love

First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't have kids. Third, if I was insane enough to get married and have kids, it would be a cold day in hell I'd let you babysit.


Jennifer Crusie


#kids #love #marriage #parents #love






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