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Sometimes, people come up to me when I am knitting and they say things like, "Oh, I wish I could knit, but I'm just not the kind of person who can sit and waste time like that." How can knitting be wasting time? First, I never just knit; I knit and think, knit and listen, knit and watch. Second, you aren't wasting time if you get a useful or beautiful object at the end of it. I will remember that not everyone understands. I will resist the urge to ask others what they do when they watch TV. ↗


— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee


#beauty

Letting go is the lesson. Letting go is always the lesson. Have you ever noticed how much of our agony is all tied up with craving and loss? ↗


— Susan Gordon Lydon


#life #loss #zen #life

Sweaters need to be imagined, dreamed over. ↗


— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee


#knitting #sweaters #dreams

As long as there has been knitting there have been battles about it. There are self-declared "yarn snobs," who frown on using anything but natural fibers; "gauge snobs", who wouldn't be caught dead with chunky yarn; and "experience snobs", who claim you can't declare yourself a real knitter until you abandon novelty yarns. The truth is that the knitting world is a tiny metaphor for the real world. It takes all kinds. I will not allow myself to feel bad if someone disapproves of my knitting. I will also resist the urge to stuff his mailbox full of chunky acrylic fun fur at 3:00 am. ↗


— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee


#experience

I am to be converted to the joys of knitting,' said Mrs. Ali, smiling at the Major. 'My condolences,' he said. ↗


— Helen Simonson


#knitting #humor

If you were ever dumped after knitting a guy a sweater, consider the possibility that the problem was with the sweater, not you. The recipient probably took one look at the thing, imagined a lifetime of having to pretend to like (and wear) this sweater and others of its like, and saw no choice but to flee into the night ↗


— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee


#sweater #yarn #imagination

It's only knitting and it's one of the few times in your life when there are no bad consequences to a mistake. ↗


— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee


#knitting #mistake #yarn #life

As usual, the sock yarns have no idea what is going on. ↗


— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee


#knitting #humor

Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?" her husband, Jack, asked her. "I'm bored with knitting. I've taken up arson ↗


— Audrey Niffenegger


#knitting #sarcasm #smoking #sarcasm

It's only because I feel like such a philistine spending all that time in hair and makeup that I started to knit. I used to spend that time studying Italian and French. Then after I had two kids, my brain turned to mush and I took up knitting. ↗


— Felicity Huffman


#because #brain #feel #french #had






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