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When the nurse leaves, Doctor Rose mouths, “Act like you’re in pain.” Then she mimics a painful expression in case Summer doesn’t understand. On the contrary, Summer’s an expert at interpreting body language and reading lips. It’s all thanks to her observant nature while enslaved on the Cosmos. Who else could tell that Peter’s discomfort is due to him wearing the same pair of underwear for a week straight? Ah, yes, she always knew when day six and seven approached. She watched the crew member with much amusement as he waddled, pulled wedgies, and scratched his bum relentlessly. Not that anyone else cared to know that little nugget of information.


Laura Kreitzer


#forsaken-harbor #humor #laura-kreitzer #phantom-universe #science-fiction

Underwater, bubbles erupted before my eyes as a swift hand snatched my arm and pulled me to the surface. I gasped for air, coughing and gagging at the amount of water I sucked into my lungs by pure shock. What was up with me and breathing in water? I needed to grow some gills or something.


Laura Kreitzer


#fiction #funny #gills #humor #kreitzer

He holds her with the strength of a million-man army, but with all the tenderness of her heart lying naked in the palms of his hands.


Laura Kreitzer


#phantom-universe #science-fiction #scifi #summer-chronicles #time-travel

Firen didn’t waste any time setting up the meeting with Egnatious. The following day she was in such a rush to tell me about it that she burst into my room without knocking and found Andrew and me in an intimate and compromising position reminiscent of the game Twister. Also, I cannot confirm or deny if there was food involved. Let’s just say I toppled over in embarrassment, taking Andrew down with me in a great heap. Firen didn’t fare any better, as she nearly knocked herself out when she ran into the doorframe in an attempt to escape. We were both scarred for life, especially after Firen apologized for walking in on our “naked fun time,” which was apparently what Joseph called it. There were some things people should never know, and that was one of them.


Laura Kreitzer


#fallen-legion #fantasy #fiction #humor #laura-kreitzer

To see someone you love in so much pain—especially emotional pain that can’t be remedied—was the worst form of torture.


Laura Kreitzer


#angels #fantasy #fiction #kreitzer #paranormal-romance

We want to fight.” “And I want J.K. Rowling to keep writing in the Potterverse, but I know that’s never going to happen,” I said blithely.


Laura Kreitzer


#fallen-legion #fantasy #fiction #humor #j-k-rowling

It took me several minutes to persuade myself to watch the news. During which time I gave myself a stern talking to. That turned into me considering a local pub that would be the perfect place to drown my sorrows in a barrel of tequila, though after much introspection, I scratched the idea just to avoid needless drunken embarrassment. Then, admittedly, I contemplated pouncing Andrew for another steamy romp session. Despite its proven potency to assuage stress and tension, I decided now was not the time to indulge in explosive sexcapades.


Laura Kreitzer


#fallen-legion #fantasy #fiction #humor #laura-kreitzer






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