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Underwater, bubbles erupted before my eyes as a swift hand snatched my arm and pulled me to the surface. I gasped for air, coughing and gagging at the amount of water I sucked into my lungs by pure shock. What was up with me and breathing in water? I needed to grow some gills or something.

Laura Kreitzer

#fiction #funny #gills #humor #kreitzer

To see someone you love in so much pain—especially emotional pain that can’t be remedied—was the worst form of torture.

Laura Kreitzer

#angels #fantasy #fiction #kreitzer #paranormal-romance

We want to fight.” “And I want J.K. Rowling to keep writing in the Potterverse, but I know that’s never going to happen,” I said blithely.

Laura Kreitzer

#fallen-legion #fantasy #fiction #humor #j-k-rowling

It took me several minutes to persuade myself to watch the news. During which time I gave myself a stern talking to. That turned into me considering a local pub that would be the perfect place to drown my sorrows in a barrel of tequila, though after much introspection, I scratched the idea just to avoid needless drunken embarrassment. Then, admittedly, I contemplated pouncing Andrew for another steamy romp session. Despite its proven potency to assuage stress and tension, I decided now was not the time to indulge in explosive sexcapades.

Laura Kreitzer

#fallen-legion #fantasy #fiction #humor #laura-kreitzer

To have reservations is to show true leadership. To have certainty without question, to lead people to battle with no qualms, or to prosecute without hesitation are qualities of a tyrant.

Laura Kreitzer

#battle #fantasy #fiction #kreitzer #leadership

We both must burn this midnight oil together. You’re just as new to me as I am you.” --Andrew

Laura Kreitzer

#fantasy #fiction #kreitzer #love #romance

I’ll stab him,” offers Jaden as she makes a stabbing motion. “You expect me to play along?” Rob scoffs, gripping his arm protectively. “Pretty much,” replies Landon earnestly. “You’re serious?” “As a heart attack.” “No,” argues Rob. “I’m not going to let Jaden—or anyone else—skewer me.” He’s greeted with an amused silence. “Bleedin’ crime is what it is,” he mutters. “Why can’t someone else go all noble sacrifice-y? It’s because I’m English, ain’t it?

Laura Kreitzer

#humor #laura-kreitzer #scifi #summer-chronicles #scifi

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